Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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