I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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