Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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