it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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