My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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