is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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