What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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