What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Randomize
