like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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