do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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