She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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