meet me or not, i'm out of control
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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