Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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