when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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