Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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