The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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