Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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