i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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