If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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