He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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