Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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