Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
