Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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