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Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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