why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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