Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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