She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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