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She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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