I will die if light touches me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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