what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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