Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
What happened to fro yo and sex?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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