yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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