Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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