I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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