im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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