Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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