At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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