So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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