You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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