Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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