the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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