She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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