Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wish I only lived at night.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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