We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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