3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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