Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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