Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
why is half of my head shaved?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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