i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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