He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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