Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Still dying that you shit outside
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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