I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
