If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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