Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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