I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't deserve a penis
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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