if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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