Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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